There was an initial printing issue but the store replaced this very quickly.
Bought some for my 20th birthday. Friends really liked them
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Realistic 70s Hairy Chest, Sleeveless Top, Nude
£10.95
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Realistic 70s Hairy Chest, Sleeveless Top, Nude — Realistic 70s Hairy Chest, Sleeveless Top, with Sublimation Print.
If you've always dreamed of your very own chest wig but aren't so well endowed in the hair department, then the Smiffys Realistic 70's Hairy Chest is your new best friend! The sleeveless top with sublimation print is even complete with a bit of bling.
An ideal choice for the We Love the 70s Big Weekender at Butlin's, 70s disco festivals, hen dos, stag nights, and group fancy dress. Stand out from the crowd and get your squad looking legendary.
- Washing Instructions: Dry Clean Only
- Product Code: 43514
- Colour: Nude
- Official Smiffys product — trusted quality
- Fast UK delivery with event deadline shipping
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Shop Realistic 70s Hairy Chest, Sleeveless Top, Nude at DRESS LOUD — your one-stop shop for 70s Big Weekender outfit, 70s fancy dress, disco costume, and everything you need for the Big Weekend. Fast UK delivery with event deadline shipping — order with confidence.
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48-hour UK delivery as standard. Next-day available at checkout. Free UK delivery over £25.
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UK addresses only. We don't ship internationally at the moment.
Standard UK delivery (48 hours) — Order by 1pm Mon–Fri for same-day dispatch. Delivered within 48 hours of dispatch.
Next-day UK delivery — Available as a paid upgrade at checkout. Order by 1pm Mon–Fri for delivery the next working day.
Weekend orders — Orders placed after 1pm Friday or over the weekend are dispatched the next working day.
Returns
30-day hassle-free returns on unworn items with original tags. No restocking fees. Return label emailed within 24 hours. See our full returns policy.
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When will my order arrive?
Standard UK delivery arrives within 48 hours of dispatch. Order by 1pm Monday–Friday for same-day dispatch. Need it sooner? Next-day delivery is available as a paid upgrade at checkout.
Can I return this?
Yes — 30-day hassle-free returns on unworn items with original tags. No restocking fees.
Is delivery free?
Standard 48-hour UK delivery is free on orders over £25. Orders under £25 have a small flat-rate delivery fee shown at checkout. Next-day delivery is a paid upgrade regardless of order value.
Do you ship outside the UK?
UK addresses only — we don't ship internationally at the moment. All UK orders ship tracked via Royal Mail or Evri.
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